well i guess its time for what i am looking for.
a girl between the ages of 18-21
somone intelligent who can carry on a conversation and know what they are talking about
sense of humor is a must, i joke around alot, so if you're too serious i'll just end up pissing you off
i dont care much about appearance, theres more to a person then whats meets the eye.
I'm 5'8", 140, athletic build, brown hair, green eyes & a nice smile. I work full time, pay my bills, have a car. No games over here, and would hope to be the same on your end. Just a good ole Gainesville boy here.
I'm looking fore someone that wants to spend time together and enjoy the things that make a couple happy. I want to share everything with the one I'm with.
I like the girl next door type. If you're intelligent, physically active (this doesn't mean "skinny", it means not sedentary), strong, affectionate and interesting, I'd like to hear from you.
I don't smoke or do any drugs. I'm also STD free (would like to stay that way) and care quite a bit about personal hygiene.
You should message me if:
* you've got grammar skills. e.g. They're getting naked, over there, on top of their car!
* you think that an INTJ/Scorpio is kind of neat.
* you like midgets. (I'm 5'6")
* time allows and you'd want to do something like rock climbing or hit the gym, etc. (It's been years since I lived here, so suggestions are welcome!)
* time doesn't allow but you'd want to cuddle so neither of us has to sleep alone. :)
Send a couple of pictures and a little bit about you...
I'm a 6'0" tall, 34 y/o single guy who is not hauling heavy Samsonites (i.e I am not carrying baggage such as current spouse, any diseases and/or hard drug addiction). No kids, no drugs, no diseases, I have a real, big boy career, car, and my own place on Clearwater Beach, but my best traits are that I'm confident in myself and my direction in life and that if I don't make you piss yourself laughing, you get a full refund for store credit. Yep, this model has no defects and is on the shelf at the store ready for purchase.
My interests include movies, modern architecture, starting bar fights, and running on the beach. Highly allergic to closed minds, soul savers, and sushi from the supermarket.
Have graduate degree, will travel.
Who are you? Well, I'm looking for a sweet girl, 18-40, with most/all of her original teeth and valid driver's license. Dorkiness of whatever stripe is a huge plus. White, Hispanic, or East Indian. Bigger girls get to move to the front of the line. Me likey.
If you send me a picture I will write back to you and send you one back, if you want to chat to make sure I am real first, we can set that up as well and then exchange pictures.
Put “GO GATORS” as the title of your response so I know you are real.
That brings me to what I'm looking for. I'm looking for someone who is comfortable with this situation. Someone who understands that this will not lead to marriage or anything like that. Just someone who wants to have some fun. Almost a friends with benefits type scenario.
I have a best friend, hes a nerd who is married and is generally useless when it comes to picking up chicks.
I have a a douchebag friend who is great at picking up chicks, but his adoration of synthesized testosterone makes me look skinny.
I have male friends who are fun to drink with, but whom generally annoy me with their "game."
I have a lady friend who is fun to drink with, but relatively useless as a wingman.
I need a woman who is a little predatory, a little fucked up, and too smart for her own good...with a drinking problem.
This is a college town, there has to be a chick out there who hates like hair twirling, like 8th avenue, like greek life, like every birthday requires a tiara, girls as much as I do...And as a result wants to help me use as many of them as possible. In return, you get the most entertaining drinking partner you have ever had. I promise you several things.
1. Being around me when I am drunk is so much fun I am thinking about charging money. You will spit your drink out in shock at least once a night.
2. I make a great fucking wingman. Seriously, I can beat up ex boyfriends, unpop collars, screen for hidden signs of douche baggery, and am capable of detecting roofies by taste.
3. I hurt myself a lot when I get drunk. Its pretty great to watch.
4. I stand guard when squats need popping.
5. My wingho gets privileges. I will escort her to any even at a moments notice, and look damn good doing it. There is almost no venue with a bar that I will turn down, and I can make any party interesting.
6. You watch my sex life, I look out for yours. I make decisions with your clitoris in mind.
About me...I'm a second year law student with absolutely no money. My sex life sucks because my underwhelming cuteness is ruined by my overwhelming assholeness. I drink too much, but I like to drink at odd times(in the middle of the day), which makes it hard to find drinking buddies. I tend to get hateful when I drink. I am awesome. I am an infallably loyal. Incredible at beer pong. I can chug. I can hit quarters like I am Chris Brown in a bad celebrity relationship. Im great to drink with, fun to fuck, morally negotiable, hedonistic, self indulgent, and kind of an ass.
Im too smart for my own good. My mouth gets me into trouble.
I need someone who is basically me. You know, the girl that tells your drunk ass the hot brunette at the bar is actually a fatass. Or the blonde on you were talking to used a calculator to determine how to tip the bartender. Or make up awesome characters to roleplay as we find our drunk fuck of the night which probably wouldnt sleep with us if they didn't believe we were actually spies.
You must be:
Hot. (8 or above)
A bitch. Sarcasm is the only thing I understand when I have more than 5 beers.
Literate. I hate stupidity, and I love beauty. Combining the two makes me vomit.
An alcoholic. By 2012 Ill just need a ride to AA.
A maneater. Sluts go out to get used by men. They are what I chase when I need a new reason to hate myself. Don't be a slut. Pussys get used. Real women understand their pussy is a feline. Felines are predatory creatures who identify a victim, stalk it, attack it, tease/torture it, consume it, then discard the waste.
Good in bed. Odds are, were gonna eventually be horny, get drunk, and run out of options. You better be worth regretting.
Foul mouthed
Capable of fighting, or learning. I can teach you how to punch. I am kind of a badass.
Smart. Preferably smarter than me. At least UF smart. And it better not be family youth and community services. You better be rich someday. Because if you don't believe that money can buy happiness, you have never driven a sports car, been inside a casino, or visited a quality strip club.
Broke. Broke enough to hate midtown but go there because 7$ all you can drink is worth the bullshit.
The list goes on...
Be one of those people who are actually awesome. Send a picture of your face, a copy of your resume, or at least an adequately persuasive email explaining why you're worth my attention.
Things like breast size, gpa, literature preferences, and music taste are important. Ill be holding tryouts wednesday night at ladies night.
You can reply to this if you want my dick, but know that I have absolutely no intention of monogomy until my mother drags me to church over christmas. My morals will probably last until the national championship, when the celebration calls for anal. Girlfriends hate anal. They get passed by for college girls who believe semen contains self esteem.
Looking for someone to love and have a monogamous relationship with
I am:
A student at UF
Single
White
Male
Handsome
Intelligent
Not religious
Grounded with romantic tendencies
Non-smoker (tobacco ;)
Obviously not hipster-skinny
Looking for the right girl, not just any girl.
I am good looking, well built, clean, and disease free. I don't have any psychological issues and I don't abuse alcohol or drugs.
I am a passionate and giving lover. If you turn me on I can last a long time. I am just looking for that lady to turn me on. Maybe someone in a in a similar situation to mine. I would love to be intimate with someone once or twice a week. Lunch time would work for me on some days.
Now that that's over with, this isn't some ploy to get myself a quick threesome. I want this to be a real relationship for all three of us. I'd want you two to be interested in eachother just like you're interested in me.
I've been in a short term situation like this, and it seemed like such a beautiful thing. Men and women are different animals, which is both a good and a bad thing. The upside is that we balance eachother and tend to bring out some good qualities in eachother. The down side is that we are often interested in a few different things. Like shopping for instance. I couldn't be less interested in shopping. This would give you that perfect shopping partner to go have a day at the stores or spa with.
As for me, yes, there are the obvious benifits, but there's also a good bit of work as well. First, I'm outnumbered, lol. The girls tend to side with eachother, and try to out vote me! I also usually wind up the mediator between the the two of you because women can fight like cats and dogs sometimes!
A little about myself, I'm 21 and a senior at UF. I love to laugh, learn new things, cook, be sarcastic, drink a nice wine, and enjoy the coming cold weather with someone special. I am a nice, good looking, normal guy who thinks he has something to offer the right person.
Now, here's something that you won't hear too often from a guy. I want to takie things slow to begin with. Things don't go well if you rush into them. If I wanted a quick fling, I could get that easily. That's not what I want. I want somone that could become my everything.
So, if you're still reading, drop me a line. Tell me a bit about you, interests, ambitions, preferred pb to j ratio, whatever. Tell me who you are, ask me any questions I didn't answer about who I am (a good question is a rare and valuable thing, and reveals as much about the person who asks it as the person who was asked), and I'll look forward to getting to know you.
I have spent too much time and effort trying to meet people out and about in this town of beautiful people - with all of us posturing and gaming all the time.
We don't really know anything about someone we randomly meet at a bar, and there are too many elements that play into that entire scene. Tired of investing myself into situations where I meet wonderful girls that unfortunately have completely different paths in life.
I moved to Gaines two months ago. I have traveled a lot, lived internationally, worked in various fields and am now taking my art very seriously.
I want to see smiling faces everywhere I look. Its a big dream, but I think that artists can help bring that about.
I am looking for an attractive and genius woman. Someone that can adapt to various situations quickly. Able to wear a nice dress, or jeans. Comfortable in groups of musicians and artists, or with business people at a cocktail party.
Someone understanding, and compassionate - always ready for adventure, but comfortable with periods of down time.
Soo up to 50 for 30 minutes of kissing, feedback, etc.
No sex involved so this isn't an offer for prostitution. If you aren't sure just look up the Florida statutes online, to be prostitution there must be some kind of
interaction with the genitals. So we're good ;)
In Search of a Single, Divorced, Widowed, (Definitely Not in a Relationship) REAL Woman, who wants to enjoy this crazy ride that we call life.
You are not tied down by children at home, and have “Been There”, “Seen It”, “Done It”, and have the T-Shirt to prove it. Your might have some Battle Scars of Life, (as do I), and perhaps a few extra pounds, but you are still a vibrant, intelligent, beautiful woman. (Hey, we’re not 20 years old anymore – And who the heck invented that fictional perfect “10” body invented anyway?). You have a desire to live and enjoy life to the fullest and are up for new adventures.
I prefer a non-smoker, Absolutely NO Drugs, and social drinker is ok. Age is not important to me, Height/Weight proportional.
If you would like to have romantic get-away weekends, enjoy beaches, the Island Life Style (Think Jimmy Buffett). Let’s get together and see where life’s road might lead us.
Some of my many interests/activities/hobbies include Photography, Massage (former Licensed Massage Therapist), Sports, (Ice Hockey, Baseball, Football), most types of music, art festivals and similar types of events.
Especially enjoy cuddling, kissing, and just holding and touching the special person in my life.
I presently live approximately 30 miles from Gainesville, and I am willing to travel to meet with the right person.
If you are for real and sincere and if anything in my profile sounds interesting to you – give me a call.
I do not believe in relationships, for I find that there is much more harm in restricting your ability to love and care for people to just one person. If you cannot understand and accept this (or, at minimum, ignore it), then I fear you might not like me. But do know this: I treat most people much better than many "boyfriends" treat their girls these days, even without that title and without my promise of exclusivity.
I am a pained soul, but in this, the phoenix rises, and it grants me a special insight, enhancing my healing potency. I am here for you. =)
I am a businesses owner and need someone to help run the empire I'm building. So if you email me please have dreams and goals. The most attractive thing I find in a woman is a woman that can make me laugh. Its the job of the guy to be funny all the time and thats in every female profile on here. But how many women Can make their man laugh? Honestly this post is a last resort, most attractive women I meet are shallow and simply boring... Sad but true. Please don't be boring if you email me. Can one person send me a email that might impress me? Let the games begin... If you are feeling lucky pay my lotto lol The pay off is the most romantic well planed date you have ever been on. Money back guarantee! = D
Looks: You have to take care of yourself, thats a given.
Character:You must have morals, integrity and can be trusted.
Intelligence: Must have went to school are going to school or plan on finishing school. Cant have no dummy kids! lol
If you believe your fore fathers are a rock and a monkey Um...... no comment.
Drive: Cant be lazy and plan to go shopping for a living with my money. : D
Life: Must be selfless and hold family close.
Future: Must be able to comprehend the man of you dreams does exist but he will never exceed your own limitations.
If you want the one, Be the one!
Things not to do on a first date:
Smoke compulsively, drink till your sloppy, talk to much about yourself, try to impress me with by lying, (honesty impresses me), look bored, be boring, be rude to the waitress, talk about other men or sex with other men, look at me crazy when I open the car door for you. Just in case, some ladies don't know????
Things to do on the first date:
Be honest, be yourself, laugh, smile, relax, look me in the eyes when you speak, speak, speak from your heart not your head saying what you think you should say, be yourself, have fun your on a date not a job interview. lol
First date has to be fun canoing, horse back riding, fast go carts, a theme park. followed bye hand packed picnic in lue gardens. If we have a good time and your not a dud then well do dinner. = P
I know there is a good looking female out there that has a conscience, can tell the truth, is faithful, can be trusted, can cook, is funny, light hearted, with good communication skills and has a life that is going somewhere, lol
So if you ever see one, hear of one, have picture of one or know where one can be found
still alive?........ Please have you people, contact my people and we will see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
: )*)
Ps if you need a job and you are a high caliber person please send you resume to optimizedmenus (at) y a h oo . c o m or vist us at optimizedmenus d o t c o m
About me: 5'10", 125lbs, skinny, hazel /green eyes, old fashioned romantic, honest, loyal, funny, affectionate, trustworthy, would be a few words to describe me, i love all types of movies and music i mostly leason to electronic, 80's, and pop. I know how to cook very well, and i do actually clean, i like having everything nice and tidy, i have a car club / racing team, i love to go to the track and watch or run my car with my friends/ team. I know how to draw, i'm very open minded, theres plenty to know about me if all this sounds to good to be true it's not, all you have to do is try and you'll see, i'm one of those that believes what you see is what you get i don't act or put on a fasade, how i am now is how i'll be 50 years from now.
If you think we would click, send me an email, perhaps a decent pic (myspace angles are heavily frowned upon), and tell me about yourself. What are you majoring in? What's your favorite sea creature? Other random facts are perfectly acceptable.
I'm a 25 year old smartass who loves to get people to laugh or react, who's gainfully employed in this fine city as an illustrator/designer of sorts. I can often be counted on to find the humor in any situation or get into "a modest proposal" style debates for the sheer fun of it.
Aside from the smart assery, my overall personality is very much courteous and giving. I do generally like to be friendly and helpful to others. Other stuff. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a geek, though not really the stereotypical kind. I know how to keep hobbies to myself, practice proper hygiene, and i do have social graces. Additionally, I am not completely lost when it comes to preparing food, I'm no chef, but i can prepare a decent meal without burning down a kitchen. Also, as a bonus, I don't have any jackass rommates, and don't live in anyone's attic or basement, I actually have my own nice apt, and drive my own car.
Politically, i'm not tied to any particular party, I prefer to go issue by issue.
Physically, I'm medium build, 5'11" in good health, brown hair, brown eyes, ethnically cuban, but born and raised in the USA (i just look and sound like a white guy who has an apreciation for pork, beans, and rice :P)
Though by nature i'm quite the amorous fellow, at the moment i'm not looking to immediately jump into a relationship, but if there's chemistry I'd certainly be all for it. if you're interested, just let me know and we can talk for a bit, and perhaps schedule something.
I'm a nice guy, emotionally and financially together, very flexible... and like the headline said, I'm looking for a woman younger than me.
You've probably run across more than your share of jerks in your life, and realize that those experiences were likely caused by the fact that women mature emotionally faster and deeper than men. So maybe you've been dealing with guys that are just not mature enough for you. You're thinking that an older guy, while not as physically attractive, might be more on your level and would probably make a better prospect for a long term egalitarian relationship, or marriage. You're thinking that all the good ones are already taken.
If that's so, then you've read the right post.
Me; early sixties, 6'2" full head of blond hair, blue eyes, 217 lbs., told I'm good looking. Damned good man. Very casual and laid back. Wide variety of interests. Particularly enjoy the beach, bicycle rides, children, kites, Gator football, road trips. Don't smoke, drink a little, no addictions or diseases. Healthy as a horse.
You: 30ish to 40ish, flexible, creative and caring, reasonably slender and reasonably attractive.
The reasonably slender is a biggie with me. I'm not perfect, I could lose twenty pounds, and I don't expect you to be perfect either. Reasonably slender will work.
Well what about me? I'm 21, a student at UF with a double major (I study a lot), and am ready to meet a nice girl. I am normal, in shape, and am impressed by simplicity. I consider myself intelligent, very sarcastic, and I love new experiences. A good book, a lazy day in bed, and a couple glasses of wine can't be beat (though, I'm all for a day of bike riding and dining out). All these couples around me have made me long for a little companionship. I'm very open but so as to not waste anyone's time, I love girls that have a good head on their shoulders (most important), are in shape, and can understand a sarcastic joke.